Morton Rhue being force fed cheesecake and cherry pie by sinister journalists yesterday near Frankfurt. Today was also trying was Mr. Rhue discovered that the talk he'd prepared for schools in Germany was, er, not well-received by the first school. Later Mr. Rhue said he knew he was in trouble when even he found the speech boring as he gave it. Thus he learned that no matter how often you practice your speech alone before you give it, you never really know how it will go until you are before the audience. What followed were several panicked hours of rewrites before the afternoon school visit, in which most of the original speech was thrown out and revised. Luckily the afternoon session went better, after which Mr. Rhue vanished into a beer garden and has not been seen since.